what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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a black guy hates chicken.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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