What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Matthew Baker

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Gordon Brown smiles.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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