How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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Dyslexia ruels!

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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