- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wrote a funny joke.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

A man did not like this site

wanna here a joke? you.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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