"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

haha Otarts was here

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Gay republicans

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

96

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

I forgot what i was gonna say

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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