A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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Why? Why not?

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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