- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Chuck Norris is dead......

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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