- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

PIED NINNY!

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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