What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Stealth baseballs record

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

NEVER

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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