- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

kennah campion... being nice

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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