- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Why did the man die? He was old.

What is the difference?

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

Black people being friendly.

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

NEVER

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