- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

bangers and mash?

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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