- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Men

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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