- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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