Penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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so...um, yeah

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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2 + 2 = fish

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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