What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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A seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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