Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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One day a man walked into a wall

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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