Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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boys

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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