- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

What do you call white trash Garbage

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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