oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

nickel back

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

Canadians

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Get up Look in the mirror

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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