A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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Womens rights

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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