my wife out of the kitchen

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

think twice or at least think

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

roses are red violets are indigo

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What is black and looks like a person A black person

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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