I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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