- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

JUST KIDDING^

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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