- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Charlie Sheen is winning

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

This is my favorite antijoke.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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