- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

Ron Paul for President!

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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