Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

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Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

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One dark, stormy night, there was a man, limping slowly down the road. He looked across the road and noticed a little girl on a park bench. He carefully moved around behind , creeped up, and slowly tapped her on the shoulder. I tap 2 tap 3 tap The little girl slowly turned her head, and as she did, the man uttered 3 sentences.... "Would you mind helping me get back to my apartment, my hand was cut off in the war, while I was serving my country, which is why I have a hook as opposed to a hand. I was heading back to my apartment to greet my wife and 2 little children, since I just got back from a long day's work at the soup kitchen, helping those in need, and I sprained my ankle. By the way, my name I John Thompson."

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

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