- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

just in time?

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

My penis is big... not.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Christianity.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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