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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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