- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

knock knock who's there? hope

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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