- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

A blind man walks into a wall.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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