What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I've often heard that a room with a million monkeys with a million typewriters, given enough time; would eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. This seems to suggest that if something has an extremely low chance of happening, it will still eventually happen if enough attempts are made. However, I feel that the aforementioned scenario, given enough time to play out, would only result in a room full of dead monkeys. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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