- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

whats green and lives in the water

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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