when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

A woman wears a dress.

Morning wood.

What's 9 + 10 19

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Gay rights.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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