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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

Wats rong with yo leg.....

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

Women's rights

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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