What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Winter

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

Knock Knock Go Away

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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