- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

The game.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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