Poop

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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Your existance.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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