Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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a man was shot.... he died

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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