WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Flowers are colors Love me

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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