- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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