- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

your life

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

I'm hungry.

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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