Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What the hell are you doing?

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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