Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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