What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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dick dick dick... frogs

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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MAKE

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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British Dentistry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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