Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Woman's Rights

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Face...the other white meat!

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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