You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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Cancer.

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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