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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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