- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What is a chair?

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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