I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

thumb_up thumb_down -9

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

I think everybody should have a penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

thumb_up thumb_down -11

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops